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The art of grasping one's balls and massaging them. It's a massage if the testicles.
How come you never give me a ballage while I'm just laying around?
Ballage by DrewBH March 31, 2017
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Pronounced "balls-on-ya",
1). A dish of Lasagne in the shape of a cock and balls.
2). An expression of excitement!
Dude that party's going to be "ballsagne"!
Ballsagne by Mitchell Allen May 22, 2008

Ballspace 

When two guys or more, mainly after drinking, are fighting over a topic where they both argue to make a winning point. They are fighting for ballspace because there is not enough space around all of them to prove whos got the biggest "balls" or ego to fit the room. this can go on for hours, untill one person gives up, the argument is broken up or one person passes out from drinking too much.
Ernie: "What are you talking about, if you think that a modified car can beat out a muscle car then youre crazy"

Bob: "WTV man modified cars can beat them anyday!"

.....an hour later...

Party goer: "what are they arguing about again?"

Party goer2: "Its all about ballspace man, cmon lets go get more beer."

Party goer: "F*cking ballspace"
Ballspace by Spyder1212 April 6, 2009

Major Ballage

means "wow this sucks" a word used to state how dissappointing or frusterated you are.
mom: Jacqui its time to go clean your room now, you cant go out until you do it

Jacqui: MAJOR BALLAGE
Major Ballage by Stephanie May 13, 2005
Getting head from somoene while recieving a back massage from an asian chick simultaneously
that blassage really hit the spot
Blassage by xVEGASx August 20, 2006

ballshake 

Ball Shake :-

To shake balls in a manner that requires a sutible pair of baggy trousers hence creating the ballshake
Examples of Ballshake:-

1) Johny walked pasted the monton house hotel swinging his balls between his legs..

2) Mike Giggled at the sight of johny's swinging balls
ballshake by Mikeyboyy December 11, 2007