Baldimus

That goofy looking fuck who has a disgusting sex pest face. He's only good for befriending if his sister is whipping her puss out at the next lan.

Fuck my son is a baldimus, better drown it.

by Elfishguy May 22, 2017

Bandism

Used in the NHS (Agenda for change pay bands) when senior staff are too demanding off lower paid staff

This is bandism! you wouldn't ask a band 5 to do it.

by Malky Vegas October 1, 2017

Bardism

1.) Having wild gay anal sex preformed upon you while stick as many dicks in your mouth as you can.

2.) Jacking off while crying because of your lack of friends and family members that accept you.

3.) Lying about being the greatest at everything but really you only suck major cock and make people think you are a huge fag.

Man: Dude after that douche showed up to my party uninvited he proceeded to preform bardism all over my guest room with some random gay guy, there was shit everywhere!

Man's friend: Hey isn't that the kid who thinks he can dunk and has no friends?

Man: Yeah, the only thing he can do is be a bigger fag than anyone, and he does really well at that.

Man's friend: Bard... what a douche

by Mustangxx252 May 7, 2009

BaldSmack

Arrogant wanker who enjoys the fact of smacking bald people. Usually an Asshole.

Guy 1: Hey you want to go dance?
Guy 2: Hell no, you're a baldsmack!
Guy 1: Kablah!

by brush111 April 23, 2011

Bandism

A band joke not taken offensively by band students, because they know it's true.

Todd: Marching band people are a bunch of pranksters.
Mark: no...actually that's true...
John: That's such a bandism..

by J Diesel November 22, 2009

ballism

When you decide to play pickleball instead of kickball because playing kickball is inhumane and just plain rude to the kickball while a plastic ball is just made of plastic. Ball racism. Also known as a ballist.

"Wow. You believe in ballism? I can't believe that you don't think that plastic balls have feelings too."

by qyxy September 20, 2016

Baldium

Having no hair on your body, anywhere.

Guy: Did you guys see Jefohnathanothy?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's baldium.

by Buttquack August 29, 2022