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Baconaise

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.
"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."
by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014
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baponaut

creatures of the r/buildapc hivemind, that seek validation from "min-maxing" computer builds as much as possible.
generally found in #buildadvice-red, but sometimes wander into the other channels.
typically born between 2004 and 2010

usually have 0-1 builds to their name, but will not hesitate on "critiquing" others' when given the opportunity.
CAS latency is directly proportional to the baponaut's min-max-o-meter
this is about as useful to anyone as 18,500 baponauts are to this server
baponauts listen to advice challenge (impossible)
baponauts are allergic to anything thats not "best value possible"
birds and baponauts have the same capacity for abstract problem-solving
by monke8 November 20, 2022
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bayonade

In Call of Duty : World at War, when you have a bayonet attached to your weapon, and martrydom perk equiped. You go in to bayonet someone, and they shoot you, then your G nade (martrydom ) drops and killed that player.
That god dam guy bayonaded me
by canada waffles July 3, 2009
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baconass

A buttocks that is large or consists mostly of fat. Chances are the fat was obtained from eating a plethora of bacon or other high-fat pig products.
Guy 1: "Look Jonathan, that lady has a massive baconass. Gross"
Guy 2: "I know right, she needs to lay off the bacon man"
by JoeyKatoa November 19, 2010
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Banonad

you little banonad
by Nousername12 May 28, 2019
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Bajina

An extremely well tended to vagina. A beautiful vagina.
Man that girl is so ugly" "Yea, but she has a magnificent bajina.
by Stavman December 4, 2010
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baconate

The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)

What the Baconator does.
"Prepare to be baconated!!!"
"I am going to baconate you."
"Bacon?"
by JewC May 28, 2008
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