Amber shouldn't have been working in the garden all day without washing her stinky pussy, so she got a boil.
by TheDudeFromCoon June 10, 2022
Get the BOIL mug.Imagine you have a pimple.
Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)
Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.
Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.
Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.
And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)
Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.
Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.
Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.
And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
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by Eggers07 November 7, 2007
Get the boil-in-the-bag mug.To press your crotch tightly to a friends butt while they are farting in an attempt to warm your genitals.
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A blanket phrase referring to the psychotic partner in a broken relationship's deluded and unpredictable actions. Referenced from Fatal Attraction.
A blanket phrase referring to the psychotic partner in a broken relationship's deluded and unpredictable actions. Referenced from Fatal Attraction.
<Craiggers> She keeps calling me and hanging up, man. I'm about ready to call the fucking police.
<svenmonk> Heh. She's gonna boil your bunny, motherfucker. See you in heaven if you make the list.
<svenmonk> Heh. She's gonna boil your bunny, motherfucker. See you in heaven if you make the list.
by Craiggers September 5, 2003
Get the boil your bunny mug.To waste one's time attempting to do the impossible.
Scope is too big to do in one project. Break it up into more than one. Don’t try to solve every problem at once. Identify a couple, address them, and move on.
Scope is too big to do in one project. Break it up into more than one. Don’t try to solve every problem at once. Identify a couple, address them, and move on.
You're wasting my time. You might as well be boiling the ocean.
Perhaps your scheme to connect all the computers together in the Internet in order to communicate with alien intelligence is a bit ambitious. Try something less difficult like boiling the ocean.’
In Obama's first year as President, he was trying to boil the ocean.
Perhaps your scheme to connect all the computers together in the Internet in order to communicate with alien intelligence is a bit ambitious. Try something less difficult like boiling the ocean.’
In Obama's first year as President, he was trying to boil the ocean.
by doubleyoujiii January 23, 2010
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