autolieography

A book of lies that a person writes about themself.

President Trump just wrote a book of lies regarding his own life and it is considered to be an autolieography.

by AnotherAlias February 24, 2019

autodeletamation

the automatic, yet completely subconscious, deletion of e-mail-related information (i.e. phone numbers, names, etc.) that is certain to be of no benefit--real or potential--to humans; the phenomenon almost always affects an entire team of teachers of one failing student, and usually occurs when the parent/guardian contacts the teachers (with only a few weeks left in the school year) to initiate supernatural behaviors that will cause the failing student to miraculously pass the course for the year.

We have three weeks left in school, Johnny has been failing my class all year, and I've never heard from his parents. His mom left a phone message for me today, asking why I hadn't already phoned her. She said she e-mailed me yesterday to find out what Johnny can do now to pass my class for the year. I don't even recall getting an e-mail from her. I must have experienced an episode of autodeletamation.

by pseudonymatode April 27, 2009

Autodeduct

A person who files his or her taxes without help from tax professionals. Derived from the word "Auto-didact", meaning self-taught.

Guy 1: Who did your taxes this year? You go to H&R block?

Guy 2: No way, did it myself. Just kinda winged it.

Guy 1: Ah, an autodeduct. I'm impressed.

by lemmcaces April 7, 2011

autodefecate

involuntarily defecate usually in one's under-clothing; soil oneself; shit one's pants

Mr. Hervy discovered that he had autodefecated in the midst of an important meeting

by namklaw December 11, 2011

Autodiss

Ability to joke about own misperfections

- I am a fat pig.
- Now that’s a hella autodiss!

by Realsmartass May 25, 2018

Autodesk

An Californian software company that develops and sells a variety of programs. Notable and recognizable products are the AutoCAD draft engineering software, the industry-standard Maya 3D software and its cousin 3ds Max.

Do you use Autodesk products?

by Ryan900USAYT December 2, 2022

Autodesk Maya

A industry-standard 3D software created on 1999, originally developed by Alias and currently owned and developed by Autodesk. It is available for Windows, macOS and Linux.

In the past, it saw the widespread use of Maya on film and TV production. However, studios don't use vanilla version of the program in that tons of money have been spent for plugins.

"I use Autodesk Maya for modeling and animation" - Someone who uses that software

by Ryan900USAYT December 2, 2022