Autodiss

Ability to joke about own misperfections

- I am a fat pig.
- Now that’s a hella autodiss!

Autodiss by Realsmartass May 25, 2018

autodibs 

Autodibs is a social media term. Autodibs happens when someone posts a picture of an attractive human being on any form of social media, when the picture is posted autodibs takes effect and applies to the poster of the picture.

Guy 1: Daaaaamn shes fine I call dibs!
Guy 2: Nope I posted the pic so I get the autodibs

autodibs by noodlesquid420 December 9, 2015

autopiss mode 

When you can't stop pissing after witnessing a "insert uncomfortable situation here"

I went full on autopiss mode!

autopiss mode by Gnom penis January 24, 2018

Autodispatch 

Fuck you jim

Autodispatch is a real word

Autodispatch by PeanutButterBilly August 23, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004