AssFink

A term used to describe anyone you don't like, someone who thinks they have an idea of what they're doing but they really dont have a fucking clue, someone who talks behind your back, sumone who has sum sucky ass come backs and is really dumb, or is just a complete asshole etc... This is a VERY flexible word

Wow I can't beleive Susy talked about me to my OWN best friend.. what a fucking AssFink!

by ManDa PanDa-- inspired by LizzY BiZZy April 28, 2005

assfingers

The worst thing imaginable. Something you would rather die than become.

Become assfingers? I'd rather star in a snuff film.

by sarkathstic November 17, 2004

carbon assprint

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a tur or dookie.

I totally left a carbon assprint after that taco last night.

by judgefuj May 31, 2009

assfinkter

The muscle that contracts your asshole for taking a shit.

Dang, i just tore my assfinkter last night from that huge ass dump.

by BAcc June 25, 2008

assfinkler

One who packs teh fudge;dumbass;wordassclown/word;one who wears teh wordasshat/word;etc...

You goddamn assfinkler, if you don't put down my sandwich in 2 seconds, I am going to pop your nuts in a vicegrip.

by Boxxcarr September 15, 2003

Assgrind

1. to blind-sight and verbally assault another coworker at the office. 2. a high-strung co-worker on drugs 3. a co-worker with verbal diarrhea

Oh my god, I totally just got assgrinded.
Dude, you just got assgrinded.
She's being such an assgrind.
Look out, here comes assgrind.

by WriterInTheMts August 12, 2008

Assprin

Sex that is had to relieve stress.

"I better get some Assprin SOON before I beat the living SHIT outta my boss! I MEAN LIKE SOME MONICA BELLUCCI BRAND ASSPRIN OR I'M GONNA SNAP!!!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011