maskurbate

A portmanteau of “mask” and “masturbate”; the act of your masturbating with a mask on, whether as a kink or fetish or to reduce the risk of bacterial or viral infection transmission

My friend came over and we maskurbated to some porn while maintaining social distance.

by vermillionsacrum June 20, 2020

assturbate

1. to clean the inside of your ass, usually before mooning, i.e. checing for toilet paper, etc
2. to play with your ass, like masturbating, but with anal sex
3. to touch the inside of someone else's ass

1. "dude, assturbate before you moon them, you dont know whats in there."
2. "you shouldn't assturbate, it maks the inside of your ass all itchy!"
3. "she groaned loudly as I assturbated her"

by baruchuh November 2, 2006

Adsturbate

When you masturbate to the ads on the site, instead of the actual content.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night?

Jerry: Nothing looked good on Pornhub, so I decided to Adsturbate to the 18 and abused ads.

by JoeyPita May 30, 2017

Maskurbate

The process of grabbing the tip of your mask and moving around your face

I was speaking with this salesman but it was hard to concentrate because he would maskurbate while answering my questions.

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021

Maskurbate

(V): socially responsible act of wearing a mask while masturbating in public to protect those nearby, especially when you breathe heavily while nearing orgasm

Frank is so considerate, I saw him maskurbate outside the library last night…that book club that let out and walked by him definitely won’t get Covid!

by Austin Pealy November 20, 2021

Maskurbate

Getting off to the thought of what he/she looks like underneath their face mask

Wondering what the girl at the gym looks like without her mask makes me want to maskurbate

by Masked maniac May 9, 2021

Multi-taskurbate

Doing one or more things, while also masturbating.

Jennifer was horny while writing her term paper, so she decided to Multi-taskurbate.

by Punishedhero February 6, 2010