When a man is about to jizz and experiences extreme sexual trauma, the sperm/jizz is immediately sent swimming in fear into the mans urethra causing a blockade.
Being unable to urinate or ejaculate for up to 10 hours, any man cursed with this syndrome is forced to do something productive with the rest of his day, a terrible fate indeed.
Being unable to urinate or ejaculate for up to 10 hours, any man cursed with this syndrome is forced to do something productive with the rest of his day, a terrible fate indeed.
(Bob logs into chat website to meet his text sex pal jenny)
Bob667-hey babe
Jenny232-hi hunny
Bob667-miss me?
Jenny232-sure did
Bob667-got a pic yet?
Jenny232-yep
Jenny232-here ya go photoshare.com/125463356
(When Bob followed the link, he saw a thin, beautiful, blonde, and big breasted woman. He commenced masturbation, and just as he jizzed the picture turned out to be a Gif image and purple waffle appeared, the extreme shock Bob and his little buddies experienced caused a severe Aneurjizzm.
Bob667-hey babe
Jenny232-hi hunny
Bob667-miss me?
Jenny232-sure did
Bob667-got a pic yet?
Jenny232-yep
Jenny232-here ya go photoshare.com/125463356
(When Bob followed the link, he saw a thin, beautiful, blonde, and big breasted woman. He commenced masturbation, and just as he jizzed the picture turned out to be a Gif image and purple waffle appeared, the extreme shock Bob and his little buddies experienced caused a severe Aneurjizzm.
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Get the Aneurysm mug.It is called love in Hindi and is associated with a very popular and macho kind of guy. Any guy sitting in the centre of room has a high probability of being named Anurag.
Ooh! I just can't stop thinking of Anurag enough.
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Oh no! He can't be Anurag?! He can't even put two and two together.
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A rare male first name. There are very few Ashurs in the U.S., although it is popular in Arabian countries. Ashurs' are: wise, creative, strong, and friendly. People named Ashur are affectionate, seek harmony, and virtuous- with single mindedness they strive only for the general good. Ashur's are extremely good looking and attractive in nature, possessing a certain charism. Very inquisitive and full of energy, Ashurs' are unique and special people. Ashurs' possess a spirit of determination and strong.
Meaning: happy, blessed, fortunate, or lucky.
Masculine
Origin: Hebrew/Assyrian
In the past critical scholars conjectured that the name referred to a male counterpart of the goddess Asherah with a name cognate to the Assyrian god Ashur.
2. A relatively smart, driven boy, independent, headstrong, falls hard when he likes someone, protective of friends, can sometimes be a little obnoxious, joking in personality but can be serious, great friend to have, flirty
3. A guy who makes for a wonderful boyfriend. Everything he does is perfect and loveable. Asher is handsome, funny, intelligent, sweet, and a little playful. He also dislikes energizing beverages and prefers water or a fruit smoothie.
A rare male first name. There are very few Ashurs in the U.S., although it is popular in Arabian countries. Ashurs' are: wise, creative, strong, and friendly. People named Ashur are affectionate, seek harmony, and virtuous- with single mindedness they strive only for the general good. Ashur's are extremely good looking and attractive in nature, possessing a certain charism. Very inquisitive and full of energy, Ashurs' are unique and special people. Ashurs' possess a spirit of determination and strong.
Meaning: happy, blessed, fortunate, or lucky.
Masculine
Origin: Hebrew/Assyrian
In the past critical scholars conjectured that the name referred to a male counterpart of the goddess Asherah with a name cognate to the Assyrian god Ashur.
2. A relatively smart, driven boy, independent, headstrong, falls hard when he likes someone, protective of friends, can sometimes be a little obnoxious, joking in personality but can be serious, great friend to have, flirty
3. A guy who makes for a wonderful boyfriend. Everything he does is perfect and loveable. Asher is handsome, funny, intelligent, sweet, and a little playful. He also dislikes energizing beverages and prefers water or a fruit smoothie.
by Sanharib December 16, 2013
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"Kinjal, did you see Anurag taking his shirt off in class today? I can't wait till that dick demolishes me 😫😫😫!"
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