A rare creature of monumental awesomeness. Their ninja-like mastery of stealth means that they are rarely seen in public, although large numbers of them are rumoured to reside in Robert Downey Jr's dressing rooms. Legend has it that they can be summoned by disguising one's self as Jake Gyllenhaal and hopping half-naked through a cornfield at midnight to the sound of Coldplay's Clocks. Reportedly have ties with both MI5 and the KGB; their small stature and seemingly harmless nature make them ideal for infiltration ops.
by Inebriated Garden Gnome December 05, 2010