Blowjob 

When a guy get's his dick sucked on by another person's mouth

Kiersten : Jake likes to caress my hair when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kaylee : So

Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH!
Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed?
Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum!
Kiersten : You are so selfish!
Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting!
Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do!
Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!

Blowjob by SlopNChop May 7, 2018

blowjob 

Something every hormone-crazed 13-year-old dreams of at night.

Little Jimmy came in his sleep thinking of Little Janie giving him a blowjob.

blowjob by HikoKun September 7, 2007

blowjob 

what i will never ever do to anyone because its fucking nasty

that shitbag asked me for a blowjob

blowjob by Erin March 2, 2005

blowjob 

The act of a person (usually a girl) putting a guy's duck in her mouth and twirling her tongue around the head until the guy releases himself. This is usually done for the guy's pleasure or for the girl to have bragging rights.

Jasmine and I were on the couch watching TV, home alone. Suddenly out of nowhere she threw my pants on the ground. I look at her and she had a devilish little smile on her face. She then paused for a second or two and said something that made me happy, horny, and nervous all at the same time.
"Let's have a little fun here, Mitch."
I immediately knew she was giving me a blowjob. She threw my boxers on the ground and threw her mouth on my dick. My toes curled up as she spun her tongue around the head. I pushed myself into the cushions of the couch. My dick was 9 hardened inches long at this point. I felt my head go far into her throat and I moaned with pleasure. She started rubbing my balls making the experience better. After a little bit she started to go even faster which made me go absolutely crazy. I grabbed on to the couch. I was about to burst. Finally, she goes back up to the head again and I blew up. My cum splattered everywhere. She swallows My sweet, warm semen with a smile.

That was the best moment when I was in eighth grade.

blowjob by Jimmy Jack Jam January 2, 2014

blowjob 

the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.

"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."

blowjob by Gary March 1, 2004

Blowjob 

Blowjob. A common misinterpreted word. You see, as most people think the word derives from the act of getting your genitals sucked or blowed, it does not. As with most jobs, it is the final result that counts, and so the actual meaning of the word is decided by the final result, or more precisely the part where you blow your load. So be careful and don't mix the phrase "I want a blowjob" with "I want you to suck my dick", for with the latter the definition would sadly be to get your dick sucked halfway and then left hanging. Not cool.

For more on Blowjob, check out the alternative definitions.

Dude: I want you to suck my dick until I cum down your throat!
Heather: You mean a blowjob?
Dude: Yes!

Blowjob by Phillassepher November 27, 2012

blowjob 

what married men don't get.

why does the bride smile walking down the aisle?
cause she knows she's given her last blowjob.

blowjob by Sebastien Benett March 5, 2008