Chum Monkey 

One who lives for the juice of the cock. The partner of Pole Monkey.

Alt. One who is willing to do just about anything to get what they want. Usually involving something nasty.

She's a total chum monkey, goes wild for the juice of the pole.

Chum Monkey by Narfle T. Garthok February 20, 2009

ditto monkey

A person who vapidly, unthinkingly yet wholeheartedly repeats, shares and takes to heart phrases and ideas he/she hears from his perceived leader. Most often (OK, damned near exclusively) applied to followers of right-wing media magnates like Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage Weiner, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, et al. A ditto monkey is often a raging dullard who can't normally put two syllables together without a paper clip, yet when the topic of their idol's specialty comes up (usually politics), his eyes glaze over and he eloquently spews words you know he couldn't otherwise possibly understand.

"Oh great... E-mail from Patrick. Hideous spelling, every fourth word in ALL CAPS, punctuation looks like a typewriter threw up, and he's blaming the weather on the Clintons. What a flippin' ditto monkey!"

ditto monkey by The Evil Steve August 24, 2005

Cum Monkey 

A individual with simplistic mind and a smooth brain who can only think about the next time he will cum.

Wow, George is such a cum monkey he ditched us to hang with Isabel.

Cum Monkey by Money Isn't Real February 9, 2021

outbreak monkey

Person who goes to school or work even though he or she is sick. This person spreads germs and eventually makes everyone else in the class or office sick.

"Did you know Janice is here even though she has a fever of 103? Don't get too close to the outbreak monkey!"

"Stay home when you're sick. No one likes an outbreak monkey."

outbreak monkey by Jaundiced Eye September 6, 2007

cheater, cheater monkey beater 

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

cheater, cheater monkey beater by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

Host Monkey 

A person who is at the epicenter of any cold/virus/disease that goes around. They may or may not be aware of their status as a host monkey until those around them have all been infected.

Frank was the host monkey for the outbreak of mono last year

Host Monkey by Betta May 12, 2008

mountain monkey

A Norwegian tourist in Sweden.

Damn, those mountain monkeys totally cleaned out the Systembolaget. They're like a swarm of locusts!

mountain monkey by SwampThang October 24, 2012