dad

a man that ran away when you came down to earth

Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...

by daddy owo January 2, 2022

No Dadded

When you beat the shit out of someone in a dealer in CRIMINALITY BETA on The platform known as ROBLOX, or one 'tap' someone with an ithaca (preferably 'super shotty') while they are at 100% health points.

GET NO DADDED FUCKER!
brooo i got no dadded at 100% health, what the fuck is this game?

by Phromes January 4, 2022

dad

something you dont have 0-0

my dad went to go get the milk

by fewfew January 5, 2022

dad

mf you explain i’ve never had one lmao

Jay- hey bro where’s dad?
Sam- don’t know haven’t seen him for 16 years

Jay- oh shit bro i’m sorry

by cummer<3 January 5, 2022

Dad

What you call someone who makes you with their cock.

That's my dad you know... He made me with his cock.

by Motel Lahey January 10, 2022

Dad

He hasn't come back yet

My dad left to get milk

by i m r o t t i n g i n h e l l January 12, 2022

Finlay’s Dad

Gone.

Do you remember Finlay’s Dad? Yea me neither.

by Tom’s Mom January 13, 2022