3 definitions by Milkgetter
A thing with naked women, men, and anything else that you masturbate too, and as soon as you orgasm, lose all interest in.
Man 1: Imma go watch some porn
Rest of friends: We all know damn well he'll be right back after he cums
Rest of friends: We all know damn well he'll be right back after he cums
by Milkgetter March 11, 2023
by Milkgetter June 4, 2022
A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.
Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*
*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*
*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"
by Milkgetter June 2, 2022