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Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out 

I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.
Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.
Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict 

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict
Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

im only passing through or maybe just right out

when someone wants to tell you something,, but doesn't really wanna talk too much about it

derived from the lemon demon song "sundial"
jeff or something: hey man you probably shouldn't ask for pictures of people's fecies
im only passing through or maybe just right out
bob: hujh?? why not???
jeff *explains why you shouldn't ask for pictures of people's fecies*

What the fuck did you just say about me? 

The infamous start of the Gorilla Warfare rant.
Jax, your face looks like an elephant.

Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?

HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT

what the fuck did i just see 

when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket
Bro what the fuck did I just see I want to rip my eyeballs out of my socket

this man is already dead he just doesnt know it 

phrase or whatever used by idksterling ,commonly used for his videos where someone is gonna die and stuff but then used as a meme for whenever someone does anything,they use the caption "this man is already dead he just doesn't know it"
idksterling:this man is already dead he just doesnt know it
person:oh no person dying
2 years later
idksterling:this man is already dead he just doesnt know it
person:this man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know it