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Humanasm

A spiritual form of orgasm triggered by the inspirational or kind acts of others.

Those most prone to intense humanasms are hippies, optimists, women, and lefties although anyone with a heart is capable.

Humanasms can be enjoyed solo, or in large groups.
With every pound added to the donations total, Lenny Henry had another humanasm.
by www.mybrokenpencil.co.uk March 22, 2011
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Humanburritophobia

1.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and the person you were sleeping with will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.

2.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.

3.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets, wrapped them around you, and turned you into a human burrito.
I don't have sleepovers anymore because my Humanburritophobia has gotten so bad. I am on meds for it now.
by Dr. Schultz March 19, 2013
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Humanititus

Putin building his dirty drone bomb really is proof that mankind is nothing more than a bad case humanititus.
by punkrawker January 19, 2016
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Humanality

Humility towards embarrassment from human experiences, such as the failure to adhere to the standard, unspoken code of ethics and manners. Examples; embracing bodily functions in the presence of other humans, such as unexpected projectile vomitting, flatulation during a cuddling session, fetishes, lack of toilet paper in public stalls, physical attraction to people through blunt verbage and/or gestures, putting one's foot in one's mouth, etc.
She appreciated her new roommate's humanality, caught naked on her way to the shower, in a horrible hung over state. "Ugh. Forgot my towel! Thanks for your humanality."
by Potatoes Mashed October 6, 2016
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humanigger

A slang racial term, targeted to humans by others races, especially cyborgs.
Look at that red liquid-bleeder, shaved monkey look a like, organic obsolete animal-like working body, fucking humanigger
by RobotNationalist December 7, 2016
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Humansynthesis

When you are giving someone a rim job, and they accidentally shit in your mouth.
What the hell! Your humansynthesis was the best one I had!
by reaganstump January 14, 2017
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humanist vegan

slang/underground term for cannibal, used in deep web & blogging circles to avoid notice
"As a humanist vegan, I'm very concerned with the diet of the person I'm having over for dinner."
by dond42 July 17, 2017
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