Definitions by punkrawker

condo cat 

A person, typically a female, who has spent their adolescence living in apartments or condos and continues to do so. Their world view and experience is limited to the four walls around them, and they have a personality that could be considered basic. They likely have a cat or small dog and are generally pretty clean.

I dated a condo cat when I moved to the city, but I just couldn't connect with her; she bored me. I think she's an office assistant these days.

condo cat by punkrawker April 20, 2022

artismal 

artisanal + abysmal = artismal

adjective describing authentic handicrafts/foods of terrible quality.

I've been trying to make some artisan bread for the bake sale, but so far my results have been more artismal.

artismal by punkrawker September 8, 2016

Humanititus

A disease the proverbial Mother Earth has.

Putin building his dirty drone bomb really is proof that mankind is nothing more than a bad case humanititus.

Humanititus by punkrawker January 19, 2016

silent thunder

The nickname for the unassuming guy in the corner who rarely speaks, but often is the strongest, smartest, richest, and most charming person in the room.

I wish I was a fly on that wall right now; whatever Silent Thunder is saying to that smoking hot girl has her totally enchanted.

silent thunder by punkrawker March 10, 2015