Dick 

1) Fave snack. To be consumed hot, cold, soft, dry, wet, crooked or hard.

2) A flaccid growth typically found between the legs of the male species. Comes in varied lengths and girth some more desirable than others. Must be cleaned regularly for most effective usage.

3) Can be taken many ways.

Person 1: What did you get for your birthday
Person 2 (In Russian Accent): Dick and Balls

Dick by councilestatebaddie July 29, 2022

Live Dick 

to physically witness a revealed penis in person.

Sure iv'e watched porn but this was my first encounter with a live dick, and it was the real deal.

Live Dick by s.m.a. manaheel February 11, 2010

Throat Dick 

Quite simply, your uvula.

If I massage my throat dick tons of saliva comes out! Look!

Throat Dick by Likewow! May 12, 2010

Nippless Dick Tits 

a man's balls

OWww!. She kicked me square in the nippless dick tits

Nippless Dick Tits by Badbradacadabra October 11, 2010

dynamite dick 

an occasion when you can't hold your nut for more then a few seconds.

Eminem had a horrible case of dynamite dick when he got it on with pamela.

your about to get your freak on with some mighty fine dime, and your worried helmet head might transform into dynamite dick.

dynamite dick by CORTEX OF KNOWLEDGE. October 19, 2010

Red Dick of Courage 

To take pride in the fact that you are hated, persecuted, or criticized by someone you have no respect for. The person you have no respect for considers you a dick, but you proudly tout the moniker as a sign that you are, in fact, capable and reasonable. Such pride can be manifested by the moniker's recipient by a laminated badge on one's chest in the form of red male genitalia. Refers to Stephen Crane's civil war novel "Red Badge of Courage."

A: My boss is a total fuck-up-- I had to single-handedly save the project; yet he thinks I'M a dick. He gave me a horrible work evaluation. But I don't care, it's my Red Dick of Courage.

B: Ah, so that explains the penis on your lapel.

Red Dick of Courage by Pete Schweddy April 13, 2011

dragging dick 

When a bro is not actively pursuing pussy, he be draggin’ dick.

GARFIELD’s lousy excuse for dragging dick the other night was that he ate too much HAM and PUMPKIN pie… He is the cockest! Also, he is a butt pirate

dragging dick by Payaso Bebé November 5, 2011