Bro Job 

When you and one of your bros get 2 ladies and get blow jobs in such a position that you can play patty cake with your bro.

"yo me and Jamie got awesome bro jobs from Jenny and Danielle but we stopped early cuz Jamie cums so fast

Bro Job by wetdickallnight October 28, 2009

Friend Job 

Giving your male friend a hand job, especially if you are male yourself.

- I didn't feel like giving myself a stranger, so I got a friend job instead.

-lemonparty

Friend Job by JSW January 25, 2005

Dro Job 

The word "dro job" is used to describe the act of a female inhaling on a marijuana smoking apparatus, then proceeding to give a male a blow job while exhaling.

Similar to a snow job, but instead of cocaine, marijuana is used.

After Kage and I danced with some ladies in the club, they came back to pad and gave us dro jobs.

Dro Job by Wreck'D January 12, 2008

hem job 

a sexy job done on juicy hemorrhoids at the peak of their ripeness, usually with the mouth, with or without teeth. Professional hem-jobbers can balance the task of sucking without bursting the hemorrhoid, while the inexperienced unluckily end up with mouths full of blood and feces.

After Forrest finished giving his first hem job, he looked like he had a mouth full of chocolate cherries. What an assbag.

hem job by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2008

snow job 

A common excuse used almost exclusively by the female gender to prevent from having to perform oral sex on their male partner by convincing said partner that his penis is too immense to comfortably fit in her mouth during oral sex, resulting in nearly as much pleasure to the recipient as an actual orgasm due to massive inflation of their ego.

1. Hey man, did that chick you are dating finally start sucking your cock. Oh, she tried but my dick is way too big!

2. (Girl 1) I really like this new guy that I'm dating but he keeps trying to get me to suck his dick. (Girl 2) All you have to do is tell him that his dick is to big. Trust me he'll love it. I'm a snow job master!

snow job by Bald Monkey September 6, 2016

Snow Job 

An often failed attempt at placing positive spin upon unpopular actions performed by the Bush administration. The official "Snow Jobs" will be delivered by Tony Snow of FOX news now that he has accepted the appointment of Press Secretary for the Bush Administration.

"Did you hear the lastest Snow Job about Iran's nuclear intentions?"

Snow Job by David Durall' May 9, 2006

hand-job deluxe 

A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.

I love it when Matt gives me a hand-job deluxe!

hand-job deluxe by USAF Cadet January 5, 2021