Urban Dictionary: Bro Job

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A non-homosexual gesture performed on a person of the same sex that is a friend as a favor.

A:Dude, my girlfriend isn't putting out. Would you mind giving me a bro job?
B:Yeah sure dude. It won't be gay right?
A:Hell no it isn't gay! Now get to work!

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by MyNameIsntHenry February 21, 2013

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brojob

Simply a blow job amongst bros.

Chad and Trev celebrated their track victory by trading brojobs.

#blow job #broment #old fashion #blumpkin #safe word

by square lime June 09, 2011

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bro job

Oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. Abbrev: brohj

"So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?"

"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."

#blow job #brojob #brohj #fellatio #pal

by Freddie Cougar December 09, 2005

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When a bro gives a blow job to another bro when one or more of the bros is experiencing a dry spell. Usually the phrase "no homo" is said beforehand to assert heterosexuality.

Eric: "Yo, Josh, are you up for a bro job? I haven't been laid in weeks!"
Josh: "Yeah, definitely bro. No homo, though."

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by jee213 October 25, 2010

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Brojob

A close male friend, giving a blowjob to another friend, in an un-gay way.

James: Oh man, I've been so depressed since Jamie broke up with me.

Josh: You know what you need?

James: Whats that?

Josh: A brojob.

James: I agree.

#bros #oral #sex #jobs #friendsforlife #blowing #penis

by Biankawolf December 18, 2009