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smashing her pasty 

to ruin her cornish pasty
Shaun:yo amelia what you eating

amelia: a cornish pasty

shaun grabs it and eats it

Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty
smashing her pasty by Ro$$helle October 18, 2010

Smashed that Pasty 

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.
"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."

smashing lasagna 

When 2 or more friends get together and cram hot Italian food inside of their neighbors mail boxes.
"Bobby got arrested last night"
"What for"
"Cops caught him smashing lasagna all over the apartment complex"
smashing lasagna by Zedzel March 23, 2017

head smashed

The feeling you get after a wild night of drinking. That dizzy in your step after waking up. Also known as a hangover.
"Bro. I downed 6 Jaegers last night. I'm head smashed beyond belief."
head smashed by ulson October 13, 2013

Ass smasher 

One who can destroy/total an object with their ass.
OMG! Did you see that guy destroy that chair!

He totally ass smashed it!!

He's a a full on ass smasher!!!!!
Ass smasher by Originalnerdwife October 20, 2015

clam smashers

Women on women action. Girls smashing clams (()) together
Those girls over there are clam smashers
clam smashers by Nate.agc March 17, 2016