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Jonas Brothers Fans

A large group of highly dedicated girls.
Some are, in fact, lunatics.
Others (such as myself) are not.

We enjoy their music, their looks are an unexpected added plus.

If you're looking for faggots to make fun of, please see the band Honor Society. They are a horridly bad joke.
Jonas Brothers Fans (lunatic): I love the Jonas bRothers! GYAAAHH . Imma marry Joeeee.
Jonas Brothers Fans (rational): *sings a Jonas tune innocently*

Jonas Brothers 

The Best band or in the past century They are Amazing Men.
Jonas Brothers by JonasLuver October 1, 2008

Aryan Brotherhood 

The Aryan Brotherhood (AB) originated in San Quentin prison in 1967. Originally the AB was established to provide protection for the whites from the black and hispanic groups, specifically the Mexican Mafia. Some of the original AB members came from a 1950's gang called the "Bluebirds." Other names used for the AB were the "Diamond Tooth Gang" and the "Nazi Gang".
The sign of the AB is a shamrock, the letters AB, and three sixes. They will generally have this tattooed somewhere on there body. Only members of the AB are permitted to wear the "brand" of the gang; individuals found to be wearing the tattoo without consent of the AB are subject to death. Since prison admistrators use tattoos to identify gang members the AB has prohibited members from displaying their AB specific tattoos. As a result many memebers have disguised their tattoos. The AB practices a religion called Odenism which is the ancient religion of the Vikings. They use the Odinist religion to conduct gang meetings within the prison and to conduct criminal activity. The Brotherhood, which has members in prisons throughout the United States, exhibits an intense hatred of Blacks and Jews, and reportedly engages in extortion, drug operations, prostitution, and violence in prisons. And has strong ties to a shadow gang the Nazi Low Riders

ang members by their tattoos and have prohibited members from displaying AB specific

tattoos. As a result, many members have removed or disguised their AB tattoos. The AB is using the Odinist religion to conduct gang meetings

and disguise illicit business practices.
If your white and in prison then Aryan Brotherhood can help you out with protection

brothercousin 

person who you assume has mental disabilities due to genetic problems from being inbred, you assume they are simultaneously someone's brother and cousin.
'man that guy has been trying to push open that pull door for like 3 minutes.'
'he's a brothercousin, no doubt.'
brothercousin by saucebaus August 25, 2011

The Jonas Brothers 

A band of amazing awesomeness. These three brothers are so bitchin that they once blew up an entire city with their ROCK. When they play their completely not-gay, totally cool music, everyone orgasms. End of story.
I heard the jonas brothers have purity rings. I guess that means that they only suck dicks instead of taking them in the anus.
The Jonas Brothers by penis2.0 October 8, 2008

Venture Brothers 

When two guys discuss their sexual conquests only to find out they have unknowingly have three or more girls in common and instantly become best friends as a result.
Guy 1: "And then there was this girl Jessica..."
Guy 2: "...Wait, Jessica who?"
Guy 1: "Jessica Fakeasfuck?"
Guy 2: "NO WAY ME TOO!"
Guy 1: "NO WAY THAT'S AWESOME!"
Guy 2: "We're totally Venture Brothers!"
Venture Brothers by johnnymurmur October 13, 2011