Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

zombies

1. A cringey disney musical series that got an even worse animated series
2. A popular class of the undead that can be found in lots of videogames and apocalypse stories

1. Hey, let's watch Disney's Zombies- **NO.**
2. ah fuck it's the zombies

by humanoidian February 26, 2025

Zometism

When someone tries to say something but it comes out all jumbled and incoherent.

Jinx: Glsssd smonrdng!
Dazy: The zometism is getting to them!!

by The Dazeler March 26, 2025

Zomboida Syndrome

When you wake up and question all your life choices and decisions

“Tom do you have Zomboida Syndrome?”

by Mintconditioninsomniac April 27, 2025

Zombiance

Said with a french posh accent for when you've set the mood (lighting, drinks, snacks) for enjoying zombie movie(s) or game.

Red light, popcorn, drinks and __zombie-thing__ , I think the Zombiance is set.

by anonymous April 29, 2025

Zombie Tweaker

A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.

I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.

by Juancabeza May 19, 2025

Zomgolocaust

A ZOMG so big that it is holocaustic and destroys the whole universe!!!!!

YOU JUST GOT ENGAGED?? ZOMGOLOCAUST!!!!!!

by Invader_tak404 May 22, 2025