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Irritability 

Just about the funniest comic strip in existence, starring Chappy Chappy, the world's funniest homicidal RPG character.

Here be the address of episode #1.
icomix.com/maze/comicpage/browse.php?index=1
Robot(He's not a robot, that's just his name): Wow, a sandwich! It's mine now!
Robot: Wait a minute. This isn't right. If Exoth left it unattended, then he must want me to eat it. It must have some kind of experimental poison.
(Enter Exoth, Evil Genius)
Exoth: Wow, a sandwich! (Begins eating sandwich) Iff mine now.

irritabilitated

the feeling you get when you notice how cruel and judgmental people can be.
In my exuberance and joy during the holiday season, I asked a saleswoman for a cheese selection and did not accept her suggestion, whereby she then slipped the word "bitch" out of the corner of her mouth directed it toward me, at which point I became sensitized to the more frequent and noticeable contributions of my fellow man/woman toward each other and became irritabilitated for the rest of the afternoon, choosing to yell at the walls, stomp around and verbally kickbash the bejeezus out of my pies.
irritabilitated by 'Liss December 23, 2012

Irritabilibuddy 

A friend or acquaintance with whom you feel comfortable expressing your darkest, bitchiest, most savage thoughts and feelings.
I got so hangry yesterday, that I had to call my Irritabilibuddy and vent for like 45 minutes.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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