Engaged 

When you can still wise up and back out before you make the biggest mistake of your life.

Stan: Hey Dan, I just got engaged!

Dan: What the hell did you just say?

Stan: I just got engaged to Marie.

Dan: Jesus fucking christ, have you even thought about what that means?

*Stan ponders Dan's question*

Stan: Oh shit, your right..guess what I'm going to do now?

Dan: What?

Stan: Call this thing off, and if she don't like it, I'm going to dump her! Regardless of what happens meet me at my house later, were going to party all night long!!

Dan: Let Freedom Ring!

*Stan and Dan high five*

Engaged by StanTheeMan January 19, 2010

engaged 

"engaged is latin for screwed for life"

"did u hear Formen and Donna got engaged?"
"yeh... we'll miss him"

engaged by Benjamin -Alucard February 1, 2008

Engaged 

When the phone is busy

"Have you tried the filth"
"Its engaged"

Engaged by b*money July 3, 2009

engaged 

Ebonics/whitetrashian word meaning "shacked up with someone with whom I have brought a bastard child into the world but by referring to our selves as "engaged" I take the curse off the casual sexual relationship that produced an illegitimate child which will be disavowed by the father at the first sign of troule or commitment."

ex. 1-Laqueefa and Tyrone done shacked up, den da bitch get herself knocked up cos she dint use no berf control, but since tyrone dint have no job an his momma doan want him living with her no mo, so he still be living wif laqueefa until da judge order him to pay a sediment fo dat bastard chile, so dat means laqueefa and tyrone bein engaged.

ex. 2-wail, my babydaddy luther and ah done had us a little bundle of joy, but we ain't married er nuthin', we's jest engaged, even though luther ain't bought me no ring er nuthin', he's gotta buy a new motor fer his F-150. b'sides, we don't need no piece a paper to tell us we love each other, now do we?

engaged by earpuller December 7, 2010

Engaged 

Tricking women into making them pregnant before marriage.

Tom: Hey Babe, now that we are engaged... lets have sex afteral i'll marry you.
Lisa: I love you babe... <3
....becomes pregnant... months later... you know what babe this isn't working out between us. Lets call it off!

Lisa: heart broken and single mother... no father

Engaged by Venus_D October 13, 2017

Engaged 

to be interested in a subject or a story

The students were engaged in the lecture.

Engaged by Valentinatina March 2, 2018

Engaged 

When a person tries to marry King Gordy

james why are you engaged to king gordy?

Engaged by RyRoPyRo March 6, 2010