Donkey Pants 

A very horny guy (usually very drunk) who is thinking with his penis instead of his head.

So tell me again Donkey Pants, you want to give this stripper your car and credit card so she and her friend can go get us some booze?

Donkey Pants by cliffjw September 11, 2006

bed pants 

1. taken from the root words "pa" and "jamas". "Pa" meaning, "bed" in ancient Greek, and "jamas" meaning, "pants" in a rare form Jonulesque Latin. Can also be interpreted as "tronpants".

2. What Coop Cooper wears in BASEketball while attending Britney Kaiser's party.
See also Docker's Commercial.

3. Term which is frequently fought over by scholars. Some think they are pants you sleep in, while others adhere to the position that bed pants are undefinable, and therefore non-existant. Well now those people are wrong, because it's defined, bitchezzzz. See also Sarah and Jon's Intergalactic Pant Battle

4. Some people like their cucumbers pickled.

"Sarah, im telling you, they're called bed pants."
"Jon, you're wrong, they're pajama pants."
"Baby i love you."
"Agreed, you awesome dood, you."

"Dood, this place looks like a docker's commercial."

"Jon, you're wrong."
"Yes, Sarah."

"What?"
"Huh?"
"Some people like their cucumbers pickled."

bed pants by Tronbot311 September 21, 2008

arty pants 

1. someone who thinks they know a lot about art

2. crafty trousers

3. creative heavy breathing

Marie: Picasso is sooooo overrated. I prefer the juxtaposed dichotomies of Marden's self referential formative work.
Antoine: mmm hhmmmm. How do you figure that Miss Arty Pants?

Ooooooo... embroidery. I love your arty pants!

Marie decided to experiment during sex with Antoine and expressed her satisfaction with a chorus of moans and arty pants.

arty pants by mshell December 15, 2008

Skin Pants 

The Big-Hair-80's pants. Mother's who have a lot on their minds and forget what they're called often use the term "Skin Pants."

Confused mother: Honey, I don't want you wearing skin pants.
Child: What the heck are skin pants?

Skin Pants by You fail. I win. Loser. June 28, 2009

Swassy Pants 

Sweaty pants, shorts, or underwear after participating in strenuous physical activity. May cause uncomfortable wetness or smell below the waist.

Dude, do you smell that? It's Bob's swassy pants. He just got done with his workout.

Swassy Pants by Precious Panties November 3, 2009

Carrier Bag Pants 

wearing pants made out of plastic bags for recreational purposes

let's wear carrier bag pants tonight!

commence the carrier bag panting!!!

Carrier Bag Pants by sheila macleod February 6, 2009

garbage can pants 

Pants that have at least a few holes and now fit a little snug. These pants are ready to be discarded and have become garbage can pants.

Theresa: "What are these clothes on the floor?"

CJ: "That pile is dirty and those are garbage can pants."

garbage can pants by Slapping Theresa April 4, 2010