ass rag 

A wad of toilet paper used when you have swamp ass to prevent skid marks from ruining your underwear.

Did you see the skid marks on Stu's tighty whities? He should have used an ass rag.

ass rag by DanburyCraig October 2, 2006

ass hot spankable 

ass hot spankable means some girl is so fine you just want to hit that all night long. Meaning she looks very very very very very very very very fuckable.

That girls is ass hot spankable.

ass hot spankable by The master May 13, 2005

ass felching 

Ass felching is the act of ejaculating into the ass of a woman (or man) and then sucking the semen back out of the anal cavity.

"I plowed my lady in the butt and then proceeded by ass felching my liquid love"

ass felching by Born to Felch September 4, 2008

ass-spelunkers 

ass fuckers

ass-spelunkers by Anonymous March 29, 2003

ass-rape 

to force anal sex upon someone; sodomize.

Puppy in "Retarded Animal Babies," in the episode "Fucky Fucksgiving": If you say one more FUCKING WORD about some movie with a Red Rocket BB Gun or whatever, I swear to Christ I'll ass-rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders!

ass-rape by Joey Schwartzman December 19, 2005

ass-fucked 

Anally penetrated."

"Don't pick up the soap," or you'll get ass-fucked.

ass-fucked by Octopod November 8, 2003

ass cheef 

When you insert a burning joint of the common drug which we know as Marijuana into the Anal Rectum, and use skills specially given by God to suck the air into your Colon therefore causing the joint to burn.

Dude bend over and ass cheef this joint. Naw man my assholes still burnt from the last one.

ass cheef by Matt MILLLERRRR September 26, 2006