ass rag

A wad of toilet paper used when you have swamp ass to prevent skid marks from ruining your underwear.

Did you see the skid marks on Stu's tighty whities? He should have used an ass rag.

by DanburyCraig October 02, 2006

switchy

A game where the player takes turns picking their nose and their ass with the same finger.

What are all the consultants doing? I don't know, guess they are playing switchy. That is how they pass the time.

by DanburyCraig April 08, 2008