hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"
by aye ma name DeShawn January 08, 2018
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Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 02, 2019
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horse cunting

A job that seems pointless and useless and drives a dog fucker crazy
I was cleaning up wood in a yard full of garbage , then I said “why the fuck am I cleaning up this horse cunting shit when there is garbage everywhere?”
by Froghead123 May 21, 2021
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Topiary Horse

A horse - made out of a hedge.
It guards the gates to the city Juffair and protects all those who venture in. Located close to The World's Shittest Bar, members of the Bahrain Cultural Trip are obliged to take a selfie with the "Beast of Bahrain" - preferably pretending to slip one up the tradesman's entrance.
Did anyone see Alan's date last night? She's a worse ride than the Topiary Horse.
by MaccieG August 21, 2023
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milk horsed

When you accidentally show up to the wrong place.
"Hey man you almost here?"

"Nah man I milk horsed it I'll be there in 5"
by Chadsdong November 05, 2017
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Stupid horse

When you're girlfriend or furry is extremely pissed of at your shop you then in response call her a stupid horse or an animal without purpose
by Stupid horse maker June 08, 2019
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Suck a horses cock

That is known as an insult to when you make someone really mad
Guy 1: your so ugly

Guy2: go suck a horses cock
by Irregular September 26, 2019
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