gooner

A male who beats his meat often, and/or is chronically online.

____ Is such a gooner! they're online like 24/7.

gooner by king_geuce June 26, 2025

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Gooner

Someone who partakes in the act of gooning.

IE: Alexander Catlow

You're a mad gooner!

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"Yoo todays a function at Alberts you going?" "Hell nah bro his apartment is so goony"

goony by Ferocius June 29, 2025

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A person who has an erotic sensation that can’t be stopped

Kevin: Hey Dude have you seen Bulmaro anywhere?
Kain: No hes probably looking at his favorite horny vtubers stream. That Gooner

Gooner by LaserMist June 30, 2025

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A husband that goons so fuckin much that his wife leaves him for a sigma male

Your dads a dweeb, and a GoonerCuckold

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A person over the age of 15 who likes Sonic the Hedgehog. Often found debating Sonic lore, gooning to the characters, or owning Sonic related items.

“Bro’s pushing 30 and still arguing about Shadow’s power level. Certified goonhog.”

Goonhog by PDiddyPab July 3, 2025

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