Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Do Not Sell My Personal Information
Information Collection Notice
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Browse A–Z
Add a Definition
User Settings
Definitions by king_geuce
gooner
Share definition
Flag
A
male
who beats his
meat
often, and/or is
chronically online
.
____ Is such a gooner! they'
re
online
like
24/7.
gooner
by
king_geuce
June 26, 2025
0
0
Get merch