Bitch, Clean My Fish
Bitch, Clean My Fish by bcmf May 25, 2011
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A gay fish is someone who simply doesn't get it. This person may believe that they are an expert on a topic ( and in some cases they may actually be) however more often than not they will just be feigning intelligence in order to look more important.
Sarah: I am an expert on foreign policy because I can see Russia from my house!
Joe: Damn, the female gay fish.
Joe: Damn, the female gay fish.
gay fish by Captain Caveman III September 21, 2009
Spicy Fish Taco
A dirty vagina that smells like it is the "fresh catch of the day". Oh yeah, then you eat it and love every minute of it!
Spicy Fish Taco by beavertooth November 8, 2002
Sweedish Fish
Sweedish Fish by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Zager November 29, 2003
Columbian Fish Taco
Columbian Fish Taco by JaJa December 10, 2004
vampire fish
the candiru or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) is a toothpick fish that lurks in the muddy waters of the amazon river. Its transluceny makes it very hard to spot, and it only about 1inch in length and 6mm wide.
It gets it nickname 'the vampire' fish because it slides into the gills of unsuspecting fish and latches onto the skin using its spine and sucks out the blood
It has become the most feared fish in the amazon even over the pirahna because it has been known to swin up the urinary traps of males and latch onto the inside of the uretha or willy. furthermore, women aren't exempt as the candiru can in fact swin into the vagina and anus causing much pain and suffering.
operation is the only way to remove the candiru which sometimes means amputation of the willy, aka getting your doodle cut off, which hurts according to many of the victims.
It gets it nickname 'the vampire' fish because it slides into the gills of unsuspecting fish and latches onto the skin using its spine and sucks out the blood
It has become the most feared fish in the amazon even over the pirahna because it has been known to swin up the urinary traps of males and latch onto the inside of the uretha or willy. furthermore, women aren't exempt as the candiru can in fact swin into the vagina and anus causing much pain and suffering.
operation is the only way to remove the candiru which sometimes means amputation of the willy, aka getting your doodle cut off, which hurts according to many of the victims.
damn caro u got me all infected with the vampire fish
Caro: i went swimming in the amazon all nakey and i have vampire fish in my cunt
Me: Tough break bitch
Caro: i went swimming in the amazon all nakey and i have vampire fish in my cunt
Me: Tough break bitch
vampire fish by marty13 October 29, 2006