Once upon a time, there was a boy named Zane Downes,
A curious child, with a love for all things unknowns,
He discovered a game, an anime-themed one, called Blox Fruits,
And he was hooked, playing it every day, without any pursuits.
Zane spent hours, mastering each level and quest,
He was a pro, his skills second to none, he was truly blessed,
But as time passed, Zane's obsession with the game grew,
He was playing it all the time, and his grades started to skew.
One day, Zane stumbled upon another game,
One where gorillas touch each other, it seemed like such a shame,
He was curious and decided to give it a try,
But soon enough, he was addicted, and it was all he could buy.
Zane was playing both games, day and night,
He was neglecting his studies, his friends and his life,
He was consumed by his addiction, and he didn't know what to do,
He was lost in a virtual world, and his real life was feeling so blue.
But then one day, Zane met someone, who showed him the light,
She showed him the dangers of addiction, and how it could lead to a fright,
She helped him break free, and find joy in the real world,
And Zane was grateful, for a friend who had helped him unfurl.
So remember the story of Zane Downes, a boy who lost his way,
And the lessons he learned, on the dangers of addiction and what it can say,
For it's important to find balance, in the virtual and real worlds,
And to cherish the things that bring us joy, and the friends that we hold.
A curious child, with a love for all things unknowns,
He discovered a game, an anime-themed one, called Blox Fruits,
And he was hooked, playing it every day, without any pursuits.
Zane spent hours, mastering each level and quest,
He was a pro, his skills second to none, he was truly blessed,
But as time passed, Zane's obsession with the game grew,
He was playing it all the time, and his grades started to skew.
One day, Zane stumbled upon another game,
One where gorillas touch each other, it seemed like such a shame,
He was curious and decided to give it a try,
But soon enough, he was addicted, and it was all he could buy.
Zane was playing both games, day and night,
He was neglecting his studies, his friends and his life,
He was consumed by his addiction, and he didn't know what to do,
He was lost in a virtual world, and his real life was feeling so blue.
But then one day, Zane met someone, who showed him the light,
She showed him the dangers of addiction, and how it could lead to a fright,
She helped him break free, and find joy in the real world,
And Zane was grateful, for a friend who had helped him unfurl.
So remember the story of Zane Downes, a boy who lost his way,
And the lessons he learned, on the dangers of addiction and what it can say,
For it's important to find balance, in the virtual and real worlds,
And to cherish the things that bring us joy, and the friends that we hold.
by vwnj rsdkjvnw May 29, 2023
Get the Zane Downesmug. This person normally try’s to compete with everything, even very small things like decibels of a sneeze. Similarly they will also brag about things (a random example, “hey, my uh family owns a castle”) this is very exaggerated but sometimes can be used. This person will also make fun of someone, then you or the person will jokingly make fun of them then they will say “Stop, it’s not even funny.” This person will sometimes (Not all Zane’s do this) randomly in class or outside of class make random noises (example silence Zane “ohhawu”).
by Notazhow January 24, 2018
Get the Zanemug. Person 1: "Have you been on vrchat?"
Person 2: "No, I'm scared of being ass fucked by Zane The Derg."
Person 2: "No, I'm scared of being ass fucked by Zane The Derg."
by Alex Blender April 9, 2024
Get the Zane The Dergmug. by InsaneUncleZane October 17, 2011
Get the Insane Uncle Zanemug. Zane K. is a very strong BIG individual that swears he has a six pack, but when you pull up his shirt all you see is a six pack of rolls.
Oh my! Look its a Zane K. wow i can smell his breathe all the way here!!
Oh wow! Its a Zane K... I hope he doesnt crush me with his man boobs!
Oh wow! Its a Zane K... I hope he doesnt crush me with his man boobs!
by Fat Tinder Girl November 22, 2021
Get the Zane K.mug. A sexy mf with a mullet who does wrestling and is funny. He also has the dumbest fucking laugh ever but for some reason it just drawing you in bc he’s so mf cute it actually pisses you off. Like you wanna punch him in his stupid cute ducking face so bad that shits dumb
by Tobalicious__ October 13, 2020
Get the Zanemug. 