sick wank

When you are sick and you think wanking it will make you feel better. Instead it just makes you feel infinitely worse.

I was sick the other day and I decided that a sick wank it would be a good decision. Man was I wrong. It just gave me a huge headache.

by burntheblobs12 March 25, 2010

Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

by Eminem October 14, 2003

ninja wank

verb: to masterbate in the presence of others without their knowledge, typically in a bedroom situation. A skill used by frustrated individuals who must share sleeping arrangments with another who wants nothing to do with them sexually but must still fulfill their sexual needs.

She said she had a headache, so I waited until she went to sleep and ninja wanked.

Dude, sharing a room with my brother sucks. He's always ninja wanking when he thinks I'm asleep. It's freakin' nasty!

by tinygoat May 31, 2005

Wank boy

Someone who sends girls videos of themselves masterbating, while intoxicated and claims they were hacked.

Isn’t this your boy?
Meek is a wank boy

by MeekIsAMeme December 06, 2019

sock wank

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating

Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

turbo wank

when you put all of your energy into masturbating as fast as possible so you can cum as quick as you can.

my mum gave us a shout for dinner so i finished myself off with a turbo wank to get that shit done in seconds

by xXPussySlayer4206969Xx March 21, 2018

bored wank

Masturbation performed not because you're horny, but simply because there is nothing better to do.

I'm sure that bored wanking increases during summer vacation.

by DFDSFSsdfsdf July 11, 2008