Twitter Critter

1. A person who spends WAY too much time on Twitter, to the detriment of his or her job, family, friends and/or mental health.
2. A cell-phone Twitter texting maniac.
3. Someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.

Tim has become a Twitter Critter. He can't keep anything private anymore. I wish he'd get a life!

by Peter Kobs August 5, 2009

Twitter Whore

a person who tweets constantly and obsessively

holy crap! Ian is such a friggen twitter whore!

I can't see anyone else's tweets!

I'm totally unfollowing him!

by ZooPalsAreCool August 1, 2009

Twitter Douche

An addicted Twitter user who posts every single thing that happens to them every few moments.

Hey look at that twitter douche over there, he has no life.

by pooperdude108 January 24, 2009

Twitter

possibly the most toxic app of 2021, NEVER go there unless you want to be degraded by 12 year old feminists

I went on Twitter yesterday and got “cancelled.”

by professional cheese eater June 23, 2021

twitter liberal

n. Someone who, after seeing an anti-conservative trend on twitter, tweets with the hash-tag in question with no clear knowledge of anything political. Usually will include in the tweet something along the lines of: misspelled words, inaccurate statements, blind praise of a political figure (notably praise for Obama for being black), etc. A majority of these people give other liberals who actually have valid opinions a bad name and only tweet with the hash-tag as a means to gain followers due to their shallowness.

Molly: "Oh my God! I can't wait for Obama to come give me free abortion pills!"

Joe: "Molly, shut up. The president doesn't have that power, stop being a twitter liberal."

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Andy: "Oh yeah, the GOP is totally going down. No way any of them are gonna get re-elected."

Marc: "And where did you get that idea, Andy?"

Andy: "Twitter, duh. The GOP is totally gonna disappear."

Marc: "Fucking twitter liberal."

by radik June 2, 2013

twitter.com

Stupid social media site that you can get cancelled off of by even slightly stating an opinion

Person: *has an opinion*
Twitter.com community: I'm about to end this mans whole career

by Conejito Bunny December 13, 2020

clitty twister

a spinoff of a titty twister, a clitty twister is when a females clitorous is pinched and then twisted, causing pain (or pleasure?).

When she wasn't looking, I gave the bitch the nastiest clitty twister!

by p-viddy April 21, 2004