Beef Torpedo

A beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. It is a commonly used implement in the popular "hide the salami" game. Generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.

Ahoy, bo'sun, I smell fish! Ahead of us, it's the gigantic bearded clam! Fire the beef torpedo!

by Fuzzy Bunny November 6, 2006

torpedo chick

A female with huge breasts around DD or higher that are possibly even larger than their head.

That girl I fucked last night was some torpedo chick.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

pcp torpedo

a fucking huge blunt laced with pcp

after he rolled up a PCP torpedo and smoked it he gouged his own eye out.

by Jeffrey Lou-Lui June 11, 2006

Statue-tory rape

Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!

by joe b hall July 24, 2009

sloppy toppy

When your homie starts slobbing on your fat purple vainy monster cock.

damn that was the best sloppy toppy you ever givin

by ibvoss August 7, 2020

torgy

Sexual intercourse in a tent involving multiple particpants.

Person 1: "I went camping with 5 friends on the weekend"
Person 2: "Did you have fun?"
Person 1: "Dude, talk about a torgy ;)"

by foreverbored April 22, 2006

TorPOOdo

The incredibly fast moving poop that seems to come out of nowhere, leaving you panicked and in emergent need of a bathroom.

While driving down the highway, I felt a twinge and, a minute later, was struck by the feeling of a torPOOdo barrelling through my lower colon, necessitating a last-second pull-off to a service station bathroom.

by janetta banetta September 20, 2010