teenie

A teenage girl (or a guy if he's gay) who likes a band based on their looks, not their actual talent. They typically post crap on message boards and in chats about the band about how the members are so hot.

"LIEK OMFG!!!1 CHAZ FRUM LINKIN PARK IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!111 I WANT 2 SEE HIM NAKED!!!!1 I WANT 2 FUCK HIM N HAV ALL HIS BABYS!!!11"

"Damn teenie, I'm gonna kill you"

by td March 26, 2004

Not another teen movie

Parody of various teen movies. Mostly she's all that, never been kissed and cruel intentions.

"There, I did it, I'm a miracle worker"

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

teenage girl syndrome

n.
The made-up medical term to describe the way a teenage girl always complains about being fat or ugly. Also used as the acronym TGS. Tell a girl it's a medical condition and it's all over with. Trust me

Girl: I'm so fat and ugly. No wonder boys don't like me!
Boy: Well, for one, you're not fat. But you do have chronic and severe TGS.
Girl: TGS?
Boy: Teenage Girl Syndrome.

by Church Of Kaleb July 31, 2005

teen

Moving targets.

Teens are idiots. Too bad I'm one.

by imsoboredimdoingthis July 23, 2003

Teenage Dream

The Teenage Dream consists of dancing, love (or lust), running away, and not looking back for reasons undefined.

Other elements may include letting one's 'walls' fall down, driving to California, pillow castles, being drunk on the beach.

Katy Perry: You make me feel like I’m living a teenage dream.

by Babe in Garters February 21, 2011

teenage mother

the polite way to call someone a slut

She got pregnant at 14.

She's quite the teenage mother.

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

sabrina the teenage witch

1. A prettymuch rad show, popular in the 90's, about a teenage witch, who lives a relatively normal life, learning lessons through her magic.

1. I'm Sabrina the teenage witch and I basically used to accidentally turn people into pineapples, but now I can toadally whip yo ass with Truth Sprinkles and stuffff. <3

by the guhllies. October 23, 2005