Definitions by td

Sponsored By Adidas 

A video of a man (I think a rival cartel member) laying on the ground with his hands tied behind his back wearing nothing but his underwear and several rival cartel members are standing around him . One of them wearing an Adidas hat cuts his chest open with a hunting knife and his organs start coming out and you can see his lung moving when he breathes . He is pumped with adrenaline to keep him from going into shock or passing out but also so he feels everything . Then the guy with the Adidas hat cuts piece of his heart out and eats it . This video is from Mexico.

Guy 1 : Hey you wanna watch a shock video ?
Guy 2 : You mean like 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 jar ?
Guy : 1 No something very very disturbing .

Guy 2 : What could be more disturbing ?

Guy : 1 You ever watch Sponsored By Adidas.

Sponsored By Adidas by Td November 5, 2021

Your Mom 

Was riding my dick last night

Guy1: Your mom .
Guy2: What about her ?
Guy 1: She was riding dick last night .

Your Mom by Td April 12, 2017

Fuckology

The study of fucking .

Mom: How was your day at school .
Me: We learned Fuckology in health class .

Fuckology by Td August 6, 2016

Justin Beiber Haircut

The haircut that most lesbians get at a barber shop .

The Justin Beiber Haircut is a new trend for lesbians .

Justin Beiber Haircut by Td August 5, 2016

Oboma care 

Biggest load of bullshit you will ever hear about in your entire life .

I can't believe you fild for {Oboma care} not how are you going to pay off your medical bills .

Oboma care by Td August 1, 2016

Pull a Bill Cosby 

Druging a woman's drink and having sex with her while she is passed out .

Guy 1: How'd things go with that girl you met ?
Guy 1: She didn't want to take things too far so I had to pull a Bill Cosby on her .
Guy 1: Classic .

Pull a Bill Cosby by Td July 27, 2016

Mahugmagug

An offensive fat woman

The former Mrs Mandela

Mahugmagug by TD November 4, 2004