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by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

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the day nine months after the condom broke
happy birthday Alex
by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

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the polite way to call someone a slut
She got pregnant at 14.

She's quite the teenage mother.
by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

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the period of time in the middle of the work day where you rent a motel room and spend 100 bucks on a cheap ass hooker
Man: "I'm a hit man, I'm supposed to kill a hooker today, it's my lunch break and I want sex."

Hooker: "Well when your time's up you go back to work."

Man: "In that case, when my time's up, so is yours."
by Menyae Shoemaker March 28, 2009

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The day 9 months after your "Uncle" Barney spent the night with your mom because her "plumbing" needed some work.
Older man: "Happy 10th birthday Timmy!"

Older man(to mom): "Reminds me of the last time I put icing on your buns."
by Menyae Shoemaker March 28, 2009

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the name given to a person of extremely high standards

an all mighty diety

a being with supernatural skills
Wow did you see that shot. He nailed it right between the eyes. The brook shoemaker of hunting.
by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

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the name given to an under-achieving teacher who thinks too highly of himself
Look at that guy he's such a goldsmith
by Menyae Shoemaker April 01, 2009

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