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Squidward

When the male tucks his balls and penis between their legs having it stick out from the back to receive oral stimulation (ie sucking his dick from the back) as it resembles the Spongebob character Squidward’s eyes and nose.
“She gave me that squidward last night bro
by Havoc.angel42 July 17, 2021
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Red Mist Squidward

It starts off when Squidward practices his clarinet, then his practice gets interrupted by a salesman, the salesman says can I have a moment of your- Squidward: not interested. The salesman comes back but says the red mist is coming, Squidward is now having a depressional mental breakdown, crying really hard with hyper realistic eyes, he cries blood, but a scene later, he's in his house but he's not looking forlorn. Squidward has a gun and kills himself
RED mist squidward is too scary!

Yeah it scared me what
by PopCatty March 24, 2025
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Squidward Effect

When in a voice chat or in a game and you laugh so hard you almost lose consciousness.
by Casper! August 21, 2025
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Squidward bait

Failed attempts at spreading negativity amongst a positive environment
Alex: Hey nice base in Minecraft Veil!

Spoofer: Base could be better.

Alex: Squidward bait.
by Kovey August 28, 2025
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squidward nose

Her: Look at him, he got a squidward nose.
Another girl: Yeah, he probably don't get no girls lol/
by anonymous June 13, 2022
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Squidward Goggles

When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose
Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.
by anonymous June 5, 2024
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Squidward

Squidward
by XQB January 8, 2022
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