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Splached

To regally expel.
I got splached by two turkeys in a fruit pie. NO two puppies and a fruit fly.

Keep yourself covered in high risk splach environments.
by Ovulatron January 11, 2009
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sprachling

A word similar to 'snog' to describe a (usually drunken) union of two individuals which goes no further than kissing and possibly cuddling. Any attempt by either party (usually the male) to take things to the next logical stage (see 'sproochling'), will invariably be greeted with a slap by the other. Often the participants will 'sprachle' all night long without actually getting to 'sproochle', much to the disappointment of one, if not both, of the sprachlers.

A common side-effect of 'sprachling' is the deep feelings of regret (and sometimes disgust) that one or both of the participants experience upon reaching sobriety.
'Did you see those two at it last night? They were sprachling about the dancefloor all night!"

"Oh my good god, I can't believe it. I think I sprachled xxxxx last night."
by mullboy September 4, 2009
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cookie-cutter speech

A cookie-cutter speech, is a generic speech that is not original, is generic, boring, lack of content (and sometimes of meaning) and the worst part it is not so convincing and motivational.
This generic speech usually does not cite any source but everyone known that this speech is not original.

Sometimes, a cookie-cutter speech is able to "freeze the time", converting a simple 5 minutes speech in a tedious whole hours speech.

A cookie-cutter speech is used when :
-A speaker need a rushed speech.
-The speaker does not care about the speech and just want the work done.
-The speaker does not have imagination and he want to try a "proved formula", usually copied from a Human Resource book.
-Is repetitive and tedious, most of the times used by the Head of a University speaking to the new students.
-Over abusing of a renowned speech.
Politician style:
-Vote for me and ____ (insert promise that everyone know that will be unfulfilled) is a cookie-cutter speech.
-I have a dream _____ (imitating Martin Luther King) is another is a cookie-cutter speech.

A beauty contest:
-What do you want for the future.
-I want world peace and feeding the starving African children is a clichéd is a cookie-cutter speech.
by Magallanes July 11, 2010
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Speech

Describing a middle aged white guy who lives in Wisconsin who names his dog after his favorite football team. He gets on various chat rooms, blows them up with funny/ hysterical jabs with friends. He tends to play games for fun, kicks ass, takes names, makes videos and posts pictures of his pets all day. He says Fuck a lot of your into that kind of thing.
I jumped on the chat room and Speech had 1000 messages in less than 4 hours.
by Talonsgrip December 17, 2018
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speech

A class kids go to, considered a form of therapy, in which they learn how to speak better.
Sophia likes to wear a set to speech.
by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005
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SPEARCHUCKER

of african descent, dark colored people with ashy knees and elbows sometimes with powdered white lips.
coomie yelled hey a.d.d. i didnt know spearchuckers were allowed to run free on beaches, and a.d.d. said yea ever since americans realized they can make more munny offthem plaing sports tahn picking cotton!
by MARKKY KNIGHT March 17, 2008
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spearchucker

A racial epithet refering to someone
(usually a male) of colour. In the hierarchy of epithets....not as bad as it gets.
Quick, pass the ball to Spearchucker.
Man....Spearchucker sounds good!
by Obatala September 12, 2003
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