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Bloody Puddle 

British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!
"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"

Piddle puddle 

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

Dribble puddle

The area in front of a men’s room toilet or urinal that men have dribbled urine, and/or loose public hairs onto.

The guilty party is known as a “dribble dropper”
Every time I have to shit in public I have to make sure my belt doesn’t fall into the dribble puddle!
Dribble puddle by agotaras2000 October 27, 2022
A word that really means, "sperm pool". Something a man creates, or a really WEIRD woman makes.
Nice puddle there, Adrian.
Puddle by Myst November 15, 2004

Jemima Puddleducks 

Large set of breasts, melons, chebbs
Wowzer rooney...... Look at the Jemima Puddleducks on that!
Jemima Puddleducks by Nudga_9 April 12, 2012

puddlely 

When there are large amounts of puddles on the ground.

Not to be confused with Puddly or a small pool of water.
Alex: "It rained a lot last night!"

Jared: "Now it's all puddlely!"
puddlely by Chillarity October 13, 2011