El Pendejo

The president of the USA from 2016-2020.

¿This Pendejo needs to be impeached... El Pendejo!
¿Este Pendejo necesita ser acusado...El Pendejo!

by Bob Cerulean Blue is a breeze September 3, 2019

Pit and the Pendulum

A sexual position in which the female lays in the jackhammer position and the male enters her from the front with his ass hanging over her face. He will then defecate (note: it must be a log or the metaphor won't work) and let the log swing back and forth before it falls, thus "The Pit and the Pendulum."

That bitch was crazy last night, she wouldn't fuck me till I did The Pit and the Pendulum again.

by Neumonic July 5, 2010

Pendleton Mud Rub

When someone shits in your lap while your on the toilet and you grab them by the hair and rub their face in it.

"Brad was on the toilet for 45 minutes, so his wife shit in his lap and he gave her a Pendleton Mud Rub"

by Jebb August 30, 2006

pendastical

the naturally occurring movement of protruding naked private parts

- her breasts swayed pendastically as her body rose and fell above him
- His cock moved with pendastical confidence as it grew longer and thicker as he walked across the room.

by MirthyGirth & HubrisHumper December 14, 2008

pendoofus

is a root from latino word "pendejo" meanin' stupid,dumb,retarded,etc.

ayo..look at that pendoofus ova there tryna act like he somethin!

by DuLcE May 13, 2005

bahamut pendragon

Bahamut pendragon is a term describing anyone who is morbidly obese and bitter about his impending death from heart failure.

That fat guy is a real bahamut pendragon.

by scubasteve April 30, 2004

pendejo

in Spanish, "asshole" or "jackass"

"Chupame la pija, pendejo!"

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"Suck my dick, asshole."

by snaggles October 30, 2009