paste-eater

another term for a geek, nerd, dweeb. Someone who does not fit in.
Refers to the kind of kid who got in trouble for eating paste in preschool activities.

Watching Star Trek reruns is for paste- eaters.

by handyman February 11, 2004

paste pants

When somebody ejaculates a sizable load directed at the crotch area of a naked person in range, not necessarily the person involved in the act. Then the ejacualtor douses the cummed-on-crotch with baby/talcum powder...

Result, PASTE PANTS!!!

I usually go out dancing in my paste pants...

by Fwaaf1 April 24, 2008

fanny paste

When A Woman Leaves The Semen Inside Her Clundge After Sex

Jeff - "I Say Gregory, Last Night I Opened That Bints Legs To Get A Bit Of Sweet Action, When I Noticed Last Nights Porridge"

G-Money - "Oh Dat Hoe Had Some Mean Fanny Paste Boiyyyy!"

Jeff - "Word!"

by Big Dan The Destroyer & Co October 23, 2006

Face Paste

Facial Products.

"Like, OMG Susan, she uses pounds of face paste, its totally hot."

by KillFace Deadlips January 29, 2009

ball paste

The thick pungent paste that forms on your scrotum after exercise or prolonged exposure to heat.

I got so hot from working outside in the oppressive heat that I developed a huge amount of ball paste.

by rodee39 January 28, 2009

stink paste

The stinky paste between your butcheeks after a couple days of not showering.

Honey you need to shower your stink paste is nauseating.

by JayBirdIsATurd February 04, 2017

Shart Paste

When you fart and shit comes out but you don't have the tools needed for evac to clean, breach, and bang the poop from your underpants. During the hardend stages, the poop then becomes a paste-like substance.

Zach has IBS and we found shart paste stains in every single pair of his underpants.

by Poopedmypants March 09, 2012