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norwegian

usually of those with blonde hair and skin that tans very easily; people from Norway. Very hot and sly white people
Man that girl was so fine! I didn't even notice her taking my wallet. She must have been Norwegian.
by hi- Liter November 8, 2003
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Norwegian Blowfish

The Sexual act of storing ice cubes in ones mouth while going down on a woman, so as to blow them into her pink at the moment of climax. Not recommended on first date, or any date for that matter. Don't do it.
Dude I totally Norwegian Blowfished my GF last night. She won't talk to me now.
by Mike (c)ock November 14, 2015
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Norwegian wood

When you wake up with a boner but the girl/guy you're staying at is gone.
- I slept at Jill's yesterday night.
- So? How did it go?
- Norwegian wood.
- Sorry, man...
by beardedfrenchman September 23, 2016
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Norwegian snow pepper

Norwegian tradition of cumming in a full red, green, or yellow sock and freezing it overnight. Then in the morning you cut it up for your morning breakfast
Cant wait to eat my best friends Norwegian snow pepper tomorrow morning!
by Choco_monk January 13, 2023
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Norwegian FireDragon

when a man cums in a girls mouth, then she holds it there while he socks her in the mouth really hard, then with the mess all in her mouth he says a funny joke and she sprays cum and blood everywhere.
"Hey man, remember when you picked up that hooker on the street and she let you give her the norwegian firedragon?"

"I would love to perform the norwegian firedragon on her!
by caesar pleaser October 23, 2012
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Norwegian Pineapple

It's when you cut the top off of a pineapple, put it on your dick and then insert it into a girl's vagina. Note: She must first be warmed up with an Appaloosa Apricot (Covering your balls in apricot jelly and then dipping them into a girl's vagina)
Husband - "Sweetie, would you like a Norwegian Pineapple?"
Wife - "Sure honey, get out the apricot jelly first"
by Trumeteer August 3, 2009
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speak norwegian

After that night I spoke norwegian the whole day.
by zagga April 11, 2005
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