Thread the Needle 

A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)

Man1: Did you hear about jed?
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!

Thread the Needle by Who thinks of this? July 12, 2009

AIDS needle 

something you step on that gives you AIDS

the jersey shore has lots of AIDS needles

AIDS needle by yoJERraps! January 23, 2007

stick a needle in my eye 

Excruciating pain that is better than....

I'd rather stick a needle in my eye than listen to her voice!

stick a needle in my eye by houstonsocialbutterfly July 21, 2009

meat needle 

It's a dick, dude.
Another name for a penis.

Nero played his meat needle as Rome burned.

meat needle by wesley scudworth January 19, 2006

threading the needle 

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

threading the needle by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

Thread the needle 

If the quarterback completes a pass to a slot receiver running across the field while two or three defenders are converging

Wow Aaron Rogers ever thread the needle on that pass to Cobb the pass protection was outstanding on that play

Thread the needle by yomama13 February 20, 2015

the old needle condom 

''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.

James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.

the old needle condom by heheshreccsde September 20, 2018