muffbuster

A very large penis; a man with a very large penis.

"DAM but the muffbuster on him. I won't walk straight for a week, I swear!"

by SliggX January 18, 2008

muff tuft

A small, neatly trimmed patch of female pubic hair on an otherwise cleanly shaved pubic region, located one to two inches above the clitoral hood, and being no more than one inch in width and one and one-half inches in length.

"Dude, you should munch on Donna's vage some time! She has a righteous muff tuft! Its ubersexy!"

"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

Muff Tanking

Keeping muffs in check on a day to day basis.

Cow is the best at Muff Tanking Mikosuke.

by Mikosuke January 20, 2011

Hairy Muff

When your going down on a girl and you find out she hasnt shaved her pussy in years.

Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.

by Muff master 69 March 9, 2019

muffblock

When a woman blocks another woman from a potential hookup with a guy. Usually involves unsubtle flirting. Oddly, women with boyfriends or hubands perpetrate the muffblock and have no romantic interest in the guy, shutting down their available girlfriend. Female version of the cockblock

I think Marryanne is totally muffblocking Allie. She walked right over and starting rubbing his shoulders and stroking his hair while Allie was talking to him.

by Clay Easton July 24, 2008

Muffery

Craving for some pussy. Usually a constant craving whereby one simply cannot get enough.

I’m walking muffery today braaaahhhh.

Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.

Ashley gots the muffery.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Coogie Muffer

A person who likes to eat taint. Not just normal taint, but taint right after a man takes a huge constipated shit.

GODAMNIT RAFE CONNORS. I SAW YOU COOGIE MUFFERING MY FUCKING MOM LAST NIGHT
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.

by Bawks Sonic March 6, 2023