Mongolian Dynamite

When a Mongolian man paints his dick red then proceeds to ejaculate on your back and leaves a string of cum dangling from his dick looking like a fuse.

I heard Sheila 's ex-Mongolian boyfriend would do the Mongolian Dynamite to her in bed.

by Dr Dank MD PhD July 7, 2016

Mongolian back scratcher

When someone shits in their hand then gives you a good rough back scratching

How was your date with jenica? "Great until she gave me a Mongolian back scratcher"

by Wally the wanker February 10, 2017

monmole

A mole on your face identical to Marilyn Monroe.

My daughter was born with a monmole.

by Chuck Leery June 7, 2017

Mongolian Mudslide

When you have to release your fecal matter but have a sports practice, so you let it out in your compression shorts. Thus, creating a mudslide like environment in your pants with your own feces.

I had soccer practice after school and had no time to use the bathroom, so i ended up with a mongolian mudslide.

by Chet chu betcha September 13, 2017

mongolian muzzle nuzzle

When your supervisor tries to add you on social media to butt fuck you or gain information.

"Duude, my supervisor is hitting me up on twitter again!"
"Damn bro, again with the Mongolian muzzle nuzzle"

by Sir_7eggs June 27, 2018

Monkolee

A "Monkolee" also called a "Monko" or a "Munksaikhan" is a Strong, Vulgar and Sexy Mongolian tribesman, he doesn't care about your feelings tho, he will crush you in an instant. The only one he really cares about is "Isak". They have been married for about 2 years, and they're about to go on a honeymoon in Italy. A "Monkolee" is strong enough to break 5 tables a year but not more. Any more tables broken and the "Monkolee" would have to go into hibernation for 40 minutes. During that time the "Monkolee" will become feral. The Monkolee will rip off his shirt like a werewolf and begin to put big pressure on his skull. The "Monkolee" does this to be able to count in his head to the desired number required to get out of hibernation. If the "Monkolee" gets disturbed during his hibernation phase he will have to ask a David for help, he will need to count on his arm countless times to get that number that he so much desires. Once he has the number and has gotten the "Trocadero" out of his system he will begin showing small signs of kindness to people who tries to save him from the eternal devistation of the "Mongolian hibernation".

Person 1: Wow that guy just broke a table
Dennis: Yeah imma start gang war with him by robbing 9D's mobile phones
Person 2: No thats just a "Monkolee"

by Beary Allen August 20, 2019

Mongoloid Droid

A guy who manages to masturbate with a flacid penis, next to someone else, without being noticed. Usually only using 2 fingers on the penis.

For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.

It can happen anytime and anywhere.

Example 1 - in the bed:
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.

Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.

by Berkshire Fapaway January 3, 2020