drug math

The unexpected ability of an American to convert easily between grams and ounces. Often derived from college experiences dividing marijuana and other substances.

We needed to know how many grams were in 2 ounces of sugar. Thankfully my <i>drug math</i> skills kicked in and told me it was 28.5 grams x 2. Now if only I knew drug arithmetic.

by ChinkyChinkerson September 19, 2007

Mateja

Mateja is a Serbian boy's name. He is a very funny person with a very good personality. He has a lot of friends. His friends think he is very funny and attractive. He is not gay, though. He is not homophobic either. He is better at everything and a Chinese mf Fillip. He is a very professional gamer. He has a dick size of a large cucumber.

Ohh, look at that hot guy over there. He must be Mateja
He probably has a big dick

by Insomnia0 October 24, 2019

Mathamphetamine

Adderall that you take to help you know stuff you don't know. Usually before a test you didn't study for.

I got a hundred on my test thanks to these mathamphetamines

by Busta C June 11, 2009

math nigger

derogatory term for asian

sure are alot of math niggers here at Disneyworld by golly

by blueluna August 17, 2006

math rock

A loose grouping of bands into a genre (but not a specific scene) of varying sounds. All share similar, abstract qualities and most find jazz as an influence. The math rock movement mostly occured during the mid to late 1990s. Bands that can be called math rock include June of 44, Rodan, Polvo, and the 1.6 Band.

Shir, that drummer sounds like he only listens to math rock.

by andrew September 24, 2004

Math

What the universe can be broken down to at its basest form. One of the most frustrating topics EVER, but when one is able to grasp its complexities, can see the inner workings of nearly EVERYTHING.

Math is friggin' tough, but we all wish we had the ability to see it like John Nash.

by Mikey G October 21, 2003

math fu

An extremely disciplined, powerful martial science where strength is built in solving equations and reading ancient texts. Some Math Fu problems are so powerful that they can break the arm of someone who is writing them. Math Fu has many systems like Algebra, Differential Equations, Trigonometry, and others. Math Fu is for the patient, and mentally and physically strong person. It is the basis for many later forms of martial sciences.

The three masters Bernoulli, Ricatti, and Clairaut finish the last 10th order differential kata in the university dojo as young, malevolent-minded Newton observed.

Grandmaster Clairaut - "The righteous path to Math Fu mastery is only for those pure of heart, grasshopper."
Black Belt Newton - "I think not!"

All four engaged in an epic battle to the death, and that is how physics was born.

by mathfag September 18, 2009