Mateusz

A name that is exclusively reserved for mentally challenged people with fluctuating sense of sexuality, ethics and direction. One must be very careful around a Mateusz, because a Mateusz is a symbiote that needs another vessel to feed off. If Marvel's Venom doesn't scare you, a Mateusz definitely will.

Fun fact. They are severely drawn to cock.

"Oh excuse me, sir. What is that thing stuck on your shoulder?" The sir: "Oh dear God, it appears I've been infected with Mateusziosis. Thanks for pointing it out"

by Mateusz' friend February 26, 2022

Matheu

Matheu is a very “bold” typa person weird at times music taste Aii shoe game gassss funny annoying mature good listener therapist sometimes can be unholy🙏

Damn he a matheu typa guy

by Godlyyyy March 11, 2022

Matheesh

Gift of the God's (The Favourite of Fortuna)

Your such a Matheesh. dame I am lucky to have you

by Matt1964 March 14, 2022

Mateusz

A really nice guy from poland, likes to play volleyball and is really fukkin sexy. He is usually very good at pleasing others

Person 1: did u see Mateusz yesterday???

Person 2: yeah omg hes so hawt!!

by Miooa March 21, 2022

mathaus

Mathaus is what you would name a very cool person. These kinda boys are usually from a super religious family, may or may not live on a farm and are obsessed with either literature or history.

"Omg he works at an archive. He is such a Mathaus"

by Mandy Grant May 10, 2022

mathouse

A secret location where people gather to make math and math problems.

The police busted another mathouse and captured over $100 worth of math.

by Gymwould July 28, 2022

Mathewson

SIMPLY THE BEST FATHER. he will love his family more than anything else. He is responsible and a sensitive man. Always cheerful and can lighten the room at any point of time.

One of a MATHEWSON

by Yumma gumma February 13, 2023